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To claw a man because he is good form, what would that be?

Bad form!

Name:
Captain Jas. Hook
Captain James Hook, at your service.

You may have heard tell that I am a most dastardly fellow, the sort of unpardonable blackguard who mocks rosy infants and murders fluffy puppies indiscriminately. You may also have heard that I am bound to be devoured by a ticking crocodile, and am subsequently obsessed with enacting revenge upon the perpetually youthful cad who threw the beast my severed hand.

Rest assured, these troublesome rumours are not remotely greatly exaggerated.

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