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08 October 2005 @ 11:26 pm
Absurd meme  
Go to google. Search for "yourname needs" where yourname is obviously... your name. Post your favourite results.

Hook Needs a Home within Five Days.

Yeah, that hook needs sharpening.

Captain Hook needs no help with his.

Eventually they get the idea that the hook needs to be hidden inside a fat juicy worm.

The hook needs frequent lubrication because it dries out faster.

THE HOOK NEEDS TO BE USED WHEN FEEDING FROM NOW ON!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!

Hook needs orthodontist.

And Dustin Hoffman, as much as he's an absolutely perfect Hook, he needs to work on his English accent!!

Remember, the hook needs to penetrate.
 
 
 
lt_wes_janson on October 9th, 2005 05:56 am (UTC)
The hook needs frequent lubrication because it dries out faster.

*tries hard not to laugh at this one, really he does, but it's a losing battle*
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 9th, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC)
*eyes* Do you find something particularly amusing, my friend?
lt_wes_janson on October 9th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
Well, see, it's just something Aidan mentioned to me in passing about your hook and the various uses for it. That, and the fact that I tend to have a generally dirty mind. Satan's foot isn't the cleanest in the world after all.
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 9th, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC)
*can't help grinning* Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with that. And I admit, most of the above results all but beg to be interpreted in such a way. That's what one gets for having a surname like mine, I suppose.

What various uses did Aidan mention in passing, exactly?
lt_wes_janson on October 9th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
You know Jon, right? Well, they ran a long a similar vein to the way Jon tends to think, and he also wondered if you could change attachments on your hook hand.
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 12th, 2005 11:54 pm (UTC)
I know Jon, yes. And I'm not surprised that he or Aidan would wonder about that. You may tell him I can indeed change attachments... and that I shall leave to his undoubtedly creative imagination just what attachments I can change.
lt_wes_janson on October 13th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
*chuckles* I'll be sure to do that.
Jonathan Rhys Meyersjon_r_meyers on October 9th, 2005 09:15 am (UTC)
Remember, the hook needs to penetrate.

*laughs* I'd say it does *hides*
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 9th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
*smirks* I'd say you're on the list of worms.
Jonathan Rhys Meyersjon_r_meyers on October 9th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
Um... yay?
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 9th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
*just chuckles*
dancing_salomedancing_salome on October 9th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
Captain Hook needs no help with his- what?
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 9th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
I was wondering that myself. Though on closer inspection of the webpage in question, I'd say this hefty fellow isn't willing to share. He certainly looks nothing like myself, thank Lucifer.
dancing_salomedancing_salome on October 11th, 2005 05:36 pm (UTC)
Ewww. No he does not! And I don't think he ought to go around calling himself Hook. That is something that ought to put your hook in action.
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 11th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
What would you suggest as an appropriate punishment?
dancing_salomedancing_salome on October 12th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC)
Beheading. Head on a plate is an old favourite of mine.
Tinkerbell: pull face: wikidwitchshattered_laugh on October 11th, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
Hook needs to stop being so mean!
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 11th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
My favourite result for you:

"Tinkerbell needs to lose a little weight in the hiney."
Tinkerbellshattered_laugh on October 12th, 2005 01:19 am (UTC)
*scowles at him*
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on October 13th, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)
*looks smug*