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08 August 2005 @ 08:37 pm
Bastard meme  
Heinous Bastard
You are 80% of a bastard.
Children flee your coming. When you arrive at work, your co-workers seal the blockades that prevent you from leaving your cubicle. Honestly, you're probably a telemarketer. Your kids, should they exist, are terrified of you, and are probably too afraid to tell anyone about it. Your court appearance was both brief and memorable; the judge retired from practice afterwards, and none of the jurors ever served again.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on bastardism
Link: The Am I Enough of a Bastard Test written by ThePastor on Ok Cupid

This isn't exactly a stunning revelation. But what is a telemarketer, I wonder?
the_countmc on August 10th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
I do think that describes you spot on, Captain. I am shocked that you only got 99% on your bastardism.
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on August 17th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC)
It is rather shocking, I'll grant you. But I can hardly be expected to prove myself the equal of Lucifer in every category, you know.

I see your own percentage amounted to little more than half. Tsk-tsk! I am beginning to suspect that married life is making you even more dignified than you were as a bachelor.
the_countmc on August 17th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
Yes, It does seem that I walk a fine line between bastard and citizen. But, judging by the actual outcome of being a manipulating bastard then it makes sense. One must walk a fine line to really get into society this day and age. Quite frankly, I am exhausted with all my work. So, I may have slipped since being married but I can assure you that I am still quite a bastard.
Captain Jas. Hookbad_form on August 17th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
Truthfully, I think "bastard" is far too banal a term for what a man like you can become when he unleashes the full force of his manipulative powers. "Bastard" implies little more than straightforward offensiveness, and it's easy enough for any man to be offensive. But to be cunning, even duplicitous; to possess the considerable intellect and subtlety necessary to make a career of bending others to your will... that's an achievement which deserves a finer sort of disparagement, wouldn't you say?
the_countmc on August 17th, 2005 05:15 am (UTC)
Yes, but does such a marvelous word exist without being superfluous?